Why'd ya have to go do that for?
A man reported a hen was stolen from his chicken coop.
Personal Hygiene was high on his list
A man reported a lighter, amplifier and a tube of toothpaste was stolen from his vehicle.
A man was arrested after he fled from a traffic stop. He eventually was found by a police dog hiding in a (sic) Dumpster.
A 26-year-old man was arrested when he took electronics valued at $130 and fled a store. Police said as he was running, he ran out of his shoes and started dropping stolen goods. All but a speaker valued at $30 was recovered. The man was located a short distance from the store and was taken into custody. Police said the man has three convictions.
aka Slim Pickins
Sneakers, a watch, sunglasses and an AK-47 valued at $1,320 were reported stolen from a vehicle.
aka A Pretty Slow Month for Quirkiness
A 22 year-old male received lacerations over his right eye, bruising, a broken lip and loose teeth over a dispute regarding eggs with his roommate, police reported. The victim was taken to a local hospital.
A woman was arrested after she reportedly failed to return a $15,000 vehicle she had rented from Hertz. The suspect said she didn’t know she was supposed to return the car, according to the report.
aka May Madness
Maybe it was for the Funnies...